Frankly Useless Crank “Knowledge,” Only For Fools

Just had to share this… because you know how much I love all things profane

Have you heard where fuck comes from? For Use of Carnal Knowledge. No, um, For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. No, wait, Fornication Under Consent of King. No, it’s… …It’s Frankly Usage Crank “Knowledge…

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Talk to me, dammit!