Warning, my fascination with written expression extends to playful profanity laced rants . Book boyfriends not soaked in booze or covered with chocolate, better be damn funny. Badass tattoos are bonus.
The following rant is a literary exercise in profanity. It is an attempt at the artful use of foul language. And, although it was not written with the intent to offend, it is offensive. Consider yourselves warned: NSFW