“Hang him, mechanical salt-butter rogue!” Falstaff colorfully denounces Master Ford as a working-class peon in The Merry Wives of Windsor (2.2.246). Shakespeare packs this gender and class comedy w… Source: Genitive cunts and masculine whores: the smutty Latin of Shakespeare’s Merry Wives of Windsor
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Bitter Ben… a misanthropic kindred spirit… Check out his Bitter Friday Party Giftures
Friday’s are normally associated with pizza, being lazy at work, and Parties. One of these things are not like the other. I’ve never much liked parties, because I don’t like loud,… Source: Bitter Friday Party Giftures
CloudFlare And Associate-holes have earned their own category!
http://i.imgur.com/VEWhBSC.mp4 If there’s any attorneys out there willing to work on contingency (since obviously I’m not getting paid) I would really love to sue CloudFlare the fuck out of business. And maybe we should sue icann (the folks in charge of handing out the urls) while we’re at it. Their head honcho thinks it’s none…
WIP Les-isms
So for those who actually read (and liked) my book… Yes I’m working on SOL number two. No it’s not done… I thought I share some of my favorite “Les-isms” to date… I don’t know how many of these will make it to the final copy, but they were a lot of fun to write….
What the “pokéfuck” is going on?
I love when pop-culture gets profane. Just had to share this. PokéBalls aren’t what they sound like – fortunately. They are capsules used to catch Pokémon, those little creatures swarming our smartphones, our streets, our very lives thanks to Nintendo’s hit n… Source: What the “pokéfuck” is going on?
Pop-up Pet Peeves
So on Twitter, I come across what I think might be an interesting article, but before I get past the third sentence a giant pop-up splashes across the screen asking if I want to sign up for their news letter. Well I don’t fucking know yet since I haven’t had a chance to see…
Frankly Useless Crank “Knowledge,” Only For Fools
Just had to share this… because you know how much I love all things profane Have you heard where fuck comes from? For Use of Carnal Knowledge. No, um, For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. No, wait, Fornication Under Consent of King. No, it’s… …It’s Frankly Usage Crank “Knowledge… Source: Frankly Useless Crank “Knowledge,” Only For Fools
Quick Reminder
The Science of Loving (brand new cover- same great story) is available for free of charge on Amazon today and tomorrow (7/13-14.)
Let’s Sue Cloudflare!
You may recall my recent meltdown on copyright infringers and their enablers. Not only did I issue virtual spankings, I actually handed out some backhanded praise to what turns out to be one of the worst offenders! Gasp… CloudFlare! You see, I found yet another site had pasted the text from my novel directly into…
The Last Lone Blockbuster’s Cry in the Wilderness
A funny thing happened on my way to my Twitter feed… I thought Blockbuster was already extinct; I was wrong. Below are some of my favorites… Check out their feed for more!
Candace Vianna Writes 