I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Youth is wasted on the young. Can one truly appreciate clean and immediately accessible restroom facilities before suffering a bout of post-menopausal incontinence? Gentrifying it by calling it “overactive bladder” doesn’t change the fact that sneezing, laughing and road rage suddenly cause unpredictable leaks. And whether…
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Lavender Crème Brulée (Fellow Greencooking blogger posted a lovely gem that I just had to share.)
Hi again guys! It’s the bank holiday now (and also half term for me – hooray!). After looking today at my poll statistics on my twitter (@greencooking99) it seems that you want me to po… Source: Lavender Crème Brulée
Book Titles So Bad They’re Brilliant
Hey Peeps, now that summer is in full swing, I thought I’d give you a summer reading list. These book titles may read like a perverts playlist, not all of them are. These first few brilliant innuendo filled selections are only as dirty as your own mind. Games You Can Play with Your Pussy: And…
NSFW:Profanity! Webhosting Companies and Copyright Infringement: Whois-n’t an Asshole
So I was out cruising the web looking to see if there was any new buzz on my book (because I’m both insecure and a masochist) when I came upon a site that had taken all the text from from “The Science of Loving” and pasted into 120 web pages. Yes 120 (and I don’t…
Writing as E.V. Iverson Dead Dwight: a dark comedy
Dwight has problems… He found himself wandering barefoot on the Picks Crossing Bridge with no recollection of how he got there. Now he can’t find his truck. What good is a junkman without a truck? Then when he got his barefooted ass home, his barfly, karaoke killing girlfriend informed him she’d had him zombiefied, and…
Great article from Songofthelarkblog.com In Which I Learn Why There Are No Great Women Composers | Song of the Lark
A 17-year-old girl forced the Edexcel exam board to change its A-level music syllabus? How did she do this? Did she hack an extensive computer network? Did she threaten the board and then hold it hostage? Did she storm their office with firearms and issue terrifying proclamations with her foot resting upon the skulls of…
Bless Your Heart… The southern backhanded comment..
Coming from the south, hearing a backhanded comment is like coming home: Inside that lilting drawl is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. A passive aggressive sneak attack disguised as praise or advice, leaving an unvoiced insult in its wake. Done well, it subtlety conveys disdain in a manner you can’t respond to directly without looking…
Rest In Peace To My Uterus
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Great line “I have so much character th
Great line “I have so much character that adding beauty to the mix would be greedy.” Susan Elizabeth Phillips’ ‘Natural Born Charmer’
My Grandmother’s Canned Pickled Green Tomatoes
Source: My Grandmother’s Canned Pickled Green Tomatoes
Candace Vianna Writes 