Rediscovering Eggplant

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Youth is wasted on the young. Can one truly appreciate clean and immediately accessible restroom facilities before suffering a bout of post-menopausal incontinence? Gentrifying it by calling it “overactive bladder”  doesn’t change the fact that sneezing, laughing  and road rage suddenly cause unpredictable leaks.  And whether…

Book Titles So Bad They’re Brilliant

Hey Peeps, now that summer is in full swing, I thought I’d give you a summer reading list. These book titles may read like a perverts playlist, not all of them are. These first few brilliant innuendo filled selections are only as dirty as your own mind. Games You Can Play with Your Pussy: And…

Kitchen Chemistry, My accidentally awesome fish bisque

Last night, after another long day spent editing “Dead Dwight,” my family asked repeatedly (four times… one for each mouth,) “Do we have a dinner plan?” For some reason they ask this every night, and since the answer’s always “No,” you’d think they’d know better. Now, for those of you who who don’t know me,…

Just a snack until an unsuspecting toddler strolls by…

We worked side by side building our sandwiches. Mine, just a few modest layers of meat and cheese, with a bit of lettuce for some added crunchiness; his, a Dagwood —- piled high with turkey, ham, baked beans, salami, sardines, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, two kinds of cheese, and —- were those jalapenos —- with a…