My love for creative profanity has been well documented in some of my earlier writings (although my satirical skills are still in their infancy, thus explaining my joyful potty mouth.) But, seriously Peeps, is there anything more entertaining then well crafted insults that ignore the boundaries of good taste? Is profanity limited to the bad…
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My personal opinions on literary issues and practices
I want to see more REAL men. Preferably NAKED REAL men… Or not.
I came across this post I want to see more REAL men. Preferably NAKED REAL men.. a while back (Go ahead, read, I’ll wait… waiting… waiting… la la… ) Amusing yes? It’s a good start, but it doesn’t go far enough… I would like to suggest a few additional articles : Creative Duct-taping, going beyond muffling…
NSFW:Profanity! These are the times that try mens souls… Tyranny, like hell is not easily conquered.
Everywhere I look, it seems like lunatics are running the asylums; corrupting the very principles that are our nation’s birthright. “Religious freedom” and “liberty,” once the cornerstones of our national identity, have become catch-phrases; right-wing code meaning the opposite: “Religious Freedom” is only for the religious who belong to the right religion. And “Liberty”…
Candace Vianna’s Immutable(sometimes) Writerly Rules (in no particular order.)
1. Cheating on mature projects will not be tolerated. All primary relationships must be resolved before indulging any new inspirational lusts, no matter how sexy the orgy might be. 2. Friends lie. They must be liars, since you don’t hang out with idiots. Don’t expect friends or fans(except for…
NSFW:Profanity! I’m Damn Mad and Staging a Revolt.
Okay I’m sick of 100k spam follows on Twitter (I’m NOT putting up their URL because I don’t want to send these fuckers traffic.) We all know who they are. The douchebags with the blue and white banners and @bullshit accounts. These ass-wipes are a major annoyance. They’re selling Twitter followers, which may be major…
NSFW:Profanity! A literary exercise in being artfully profane.
The following rant is a literary exercise in profanity. It is an attempt at the artful use of foul language. And, although it was not written with the intent to offend, it is offensive. Consider yourselves warned: NSFW
The Summer Mom went Crazy
Paladin of Lost Causes This is my requiem To tradition, the Old Guard Blamed, belittled, castigated, Bombastically harangued in bellicose derision Casualties of iconoclastic mendacity I am the paladin of lost causes This is my lamentation To tolerance Obsequious, timorous, reticent Chary of a ubiquitous double standard Dogmatic chauvinism practiced with malevolent hubris I am…
To respond or stay silent…
Public domain: Old Book by George Hodan I just read an interesting discourse on whether or not an author should respond to critical reviews. Of course, I read this after I’d already established the practice of trying to respond to all of my readers (well, the ones that actually read my book) and took the time…
Author Interview for BookReaderMagazine.com
“He was a beautiful pagan god with the voice of a serial killer, but that didn’t make him any less god like. It just meant rather than dying in some dank basement or isolated cabin, I’d die bound on an altar as part of some gruesome sacrificial rite. Exsanguinating while he stood over my naked…
How can I avoid going “down the rabbit hole” when writing a research paper?
Answer by Candace Vianna: One of the nice things about academic writing is it follows a standard format. I don’t know what grade-level you are writing too but I’m assuming it’s high school/secondary school or higher. Your instructor should have given you a rubric detailing all the elements needed to satisfy the assignment. If he/she…
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